Spring...it's trying to strangle me

I mowed the grass today, first time this year. Okay, there isn't any grass, just onion grass really. Phew, the air stinks of onion grass and pollen. I think the pollen is trying to kill me. Maybe I'll go threaten the pear trees with an axe. Just swinging it around them might make them see things my way. ...ahhhh choooo!...